Wednesday, 20 May 2015

Girl crush + Let's grow together {Link-up #19}


Anna Kendrick tweet.
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I mentioned briefly in my last post how awesome Anna Kendrick is. After I found the above picture on Buzzfeed in an article titled If Anna Kendrick's tweets were motivational posters, I knew I had to dedicate an entire post to her. Girlfriend just gets me.
I basically fell in love with her because of her tweets. She is gorgeous and an amazing actress and all, but most importantly, she is seriously funny!

Let's look at some of her best tweets, shall we?

1. I own a washing machine now but I still hoard quarters like they are rare gems. #BrokeKidShit

2. "Jolly interesting of you not to act like a superior bitch all the time" - every journalist lately regarding my "likeable persona" #Ok #Hero

3. Dear @ArianaGrande, 
Where do you buy clothes?
Thank you in advance, 
Short girls everywhere

4. "Shame. She was normally so good with those wolves" - Someone at my funeral, I hope.  

5. Does anyone else think "don't be a weirdo, don't be a weirdo" over and over when entering social gatherings? Cause I don't.

6. Working on my fantasy of what I SHOULD have said to that FedEx girl who gave me attitude. 

7. Anna-Ken-Drink-You-Under-The-Table #MakeACelebrityIrish #AlreadyIrish #HappyStPatricksDay

8. It's cute how I used to think this "barely-holding-it-together" feeling was temporary.
Anna Kendrick tweet
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9. "I don't want a whole dessert, let's just get two spoons" - Former friends of mine.

10. I like my men like I like my coffee. Silent.

11. Yes of course I got your text - I'm just ignoring it. Don't make it weird. 

12. I ❤ Gluten

13. Nothing like an episode of Intervention to make me want a little afternoon glass of wine. #AndToTryCrack

14. You're probably right.*
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* You're wrong, I just don't want to seem like a dick about it.

15. I'm so humble it's crazy. I'm like the Kanye West of humility.

16. Wearing an SPF 20 today. The danger is exhilarating. 

17. Peanut butter on tricuits and I'm not even stoned. 
Anna Kendrick is awesome
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18. So over this "thigh gap" thing. Not to brag, but I'm knock knee'd so I have "ankle gap" #Meoooow

19. Cooking for one sucks because no matter how I portion it I seem to end up wasting food. Also loneliness.

20. I get the same feeling at the dentist that I get when a cop car is behind me; I haven't done anything wrong, but I feel incredibly guilty.

21. For someone with such an intense need to be liked you'd think I would have figured out how to be less of an asshole.

22. Why do I buy cooking magazines in airports? I might as well be buying porn. I get all excited but there's nothing I can do about it.

23. I get bummed out when I end up being on time but I'd worked up a really solid "why I'm late" story.

24. Is there a filter on Instagram that fixes Bitchy Resting Face? Asking for a friend. 

25. Sometimes the only reason I leave my house is so when someone asks about my day I don't have to say "Netflix and avoiding responsibilities".

26. I like to think of myself less like "an adult" and more like a "former fetus".
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27. I woke up before winning the argument in my dream. Fuck this day. 

28. My anxiety over misreading that handshake-or-hug moment takes up way too much space in my brain. 

29. Someone just looked at my food selection and said "Aw, good for you." If she goes missing... I've been at home all day.

30. Oh hello again 4am, you whore. 
Anna Kendrick tweet
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Just the best, right? Also, no spelling errors. I want to be witty like her!

Who do you have a crush on?


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10 comments

  1. Those were all awesome! I fell in love with her when she was on SNL and did this silly French dance thing which I love to imitate!

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  2. Those are all hilarious. I can't even choose a favorite. I wish I was funny. She's so relatable.

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  3. Me, too! I wish I was funny like her.

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  4. Totally. Her, Jennifer Lawrence and Emma Stone are my fave funny girls, I just love 'em! They don't take themselves too seriously and are simply fabulous. Such great role models!

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  5. Oh, I don't know that one, gonna try to find it!

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  6. Love the thigh gap one! I hate this ongoing obsession with it, partly probably because I have meaty legs and will never have one!
    -Linds

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  7. I don't do Twitter, but I have a total Girl Crush on Anna Kendrick! How can anyone not?! My favorite one of these has to be #30. Why? Because I have to get up at 4:30 Monday-Friday, so I feel like this totally gets me!!

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  8. Yes, the thigh gap is one of the worst so-called "beauty" standards out there. Whoever came up with it did a very dangerous thing to young girls' self esteem. I love how Anna Kendrick turns it around and makes it sound as ridiculous as it is!

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  9. Hehe, I laughed out loud too when I read it. Everybody who ever had to be awake at this ungodly hour knows exactly what she means! That's awful that you have to get up so early 5 days a week! 4am really is a whore :-)

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