Social media, you fickle beast

Social media, I have to say

you have the power to make or break my day.

Mostly I love you, you entertain me so much

but sometimes you make me despair just a touch.

How do you work? What is your deal?

I find you slippery like an eel.

Is there a secret to be a success?

To get more followers without too much stress?

I would be lying to say I don't care

"What, only 5 likes for my Bear?

He's so fluffy and gorgeous and big

Come on people, give him another click!"

They say: "Have a strategy to get more likes"

but I prefer to post whenever the mood strikes.

I tried having a schedule, it didn't work out

it made me so frustrated I wanted to shout.

Use hashtags, labels, and SEO's right

and it may just bring you to a new height.

Isn't the obsession way too much?

As we like to say in German: "Was'n Quatsch!"*

Social media, you fickle beast

Will I ever understand you in the least?

But even if I don't, it doesn't matter

I thoroughly enjoy your crazy chatter. 

* What nonsense.

Just a couple things:
1. Rhyming in another language is hard
2. PMS had a lot to do with the creation of this "poem"
3. Numbers are evil.

Happy Sunday!
Poet Girl