Wednesday 26 March 2014

My undies are ugly

It's Wednesday and I have a few things I need to get off my chest.
So I am seizing the opportunity to confess with Kathy today.
One, two,three, here we go!

1. I have ugly underwear
It is sad and very, very true. See for yourself:

I sort of knew on some level, but chose to ignore it and life went on. Ignorance is bliss. But then two things happened:
(1)We had a girl's night last week (shout-out to my ladies, one of them a brand-new, fabulous fashion blogger!), and the conversation turned inevitably to clothes, sex - and lingerie. Turns out, I'm the only one who wears cotton briefs that are, on average, at least two years old. And only has two semi-decent bras in rotation. Who knew?
(2) My own husband, who claims to not care what I wear, told me just yesterday: "Usually women have nice panties to cover up a not-so-nice ass (his words, not mine), but with you it's the opposite." A compliment? An insult? All I know is, I should probably go underwear shopping. But, I really hate it.

2. I sort of like Miley Cyrus
I love her bad-ass hair. I think she's beautiful. And Wrecking Ball? I didn't think it was that scandalous. And you gotta admit, that song is really catchy.

3. This is a daily occurrence. (Don't tell Richard.)

I think I'm done for today. Quick and dirty.
Do you have any embarrassing truths to share? Link up with humpday confessions!

I'm off going underwear shopping now.
xo Miriam

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  1. Those are your ugly panties? Excuse me while I pee myself with laughter. Girl, your husband is lucky. Mine either have holes/stains or are men's. He's pretty lucky.

  2. Truthfully the undies are ugly, but hey they do their job...I have ugly undies too but umm only wear those during that time of the month, I figure if I wear the ugly ones then it becomes a win win situation where my hubby leaves me the hell alone...

    and your dog is so freaking cute! have fun undie shopping!

  3. GUUUURL. Even my "cute" underwear are ugly because 75% of them have period stains.

  4. I hate shopping for underwear & bras too! I'm in a position now that I really have to go get some but I don't want to :( Some of mine are at least that old...I actually wore a pair the other day and just threw them away after because I decided they are too stretched out.

  5. I'm with Amanda on this. But that's life. What do men know about panties anyways. They wear drawers with holes in it b/c it makes them more comfortable or has worse stains on them than ours but we can't see them b/c theirs is dark drawers.

    I love when I get free pair of undies from Victoria Secrets. and you can always find sales for panties at certain places. 5 for ? or 3 for ?

    so search girl LOL


  6. I love Miley. I honestly don't see what all the fuss is about. Probably because I did a billion things that were way "worse" at that age. Who cares people, she's expressing herself!
    Also. I have old lady underwear. I used to get really nice ones then I realized there is no point in spending a ton of money on fancy ones when they're just covered up most of the time anyway!

  7. I love these confessions! Girl, go get yourself some sexy panties!!! I get it though. I'm pretty lazy about my underwear too. I have "nice" pairs that I never wear, but that's just it - they never get worn. So what's the point? I'm the worst girl ever.

  8. girl: my undies are ugly as well. i have now taken a page from the Men's Playbook and have bought all black underwear because my fucking period always ruins life, including my underwear so i'm like a man now: if i can't see the stains, they don't exist!!!! brilliant, if you ask me.

    Vodka and Soda

  9. I love Target underwear they have really comfy ones that are still cute and cheap! I also love wrecking ball and get really excited when it comes on when I am working out!

  10. I need to get all new underwear. I swear I have some pairs from college- and I graduated in 2005!

  11. I can't believe you put that picture on here! My dad would KILL me if I did that. Yes, I still care what my dad thinks ;) I don't know who these people are who wear brand-new underwear all the time, but that is not the case for me. You're not alone!

  12. Haha, I LOVE the last photo! And I have to admit, my underwear is really boring, too... I'm always buying lovely, lacey stuff, but I never seem to find it comfortable, or it'll show through my clothes (I seem to wear a lot of light coloured tops, and the only thing that works with then is the most boring beige bras imaginable), so I just leave it in the drawer and keep rotating through the boring stuff. I'm actually glad to know I'm not the only one!

  13. Totally a compliment! Show off that cute bum!

  14. I wear cute undies but it's totally for me, not my husband! I'm dying at your dog on the desk, too funny!

  15. Ummm, my husband also commented to me recently that a store nearby is having a panties sale. I'm not sure whether he's being helpful or if he's hinting at something. But maybe, I should get over there and buy some new lacy things. Lol. Hopped over from the link-up!

  16. Haha, nice compliment Rich! Love it. We are have uglies undies but you have to get yourself some nice ones too so it evens out. :)

  17. Awww your corgi is soo cute!!!! And I think it was a compliment :). After acquiring quite a few cotton undies from Target while pregnant, I'm still wearing them. What? They're comfy! I hate panties all up in my butt crack, like those fancy lacey ones.

  18. Haha!! Your husbands comment cracked. me. up. Too funny! Definitely a compliment.

    And that corgi melts my heart.

    And I like Miley too. She can work publicity like no one else! Good, bad, ugly - people are talking about her and that's a win when you're a celebrity! Also, I like Wrecking Ball. :)


  19. Okay so true story, a few years ago I left a pair of undies at my mother-in-law's house. I had no idea until she called me a week or so later and told me she found them under the bed. Mortifying right, but not as mortifying as her telling me that she wore the same kind! I've never worn cotton briefs sense.


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